Superman graciously accepts Critic Thomas Garvey's Spring Hubbie Award for the Superheroine Monologues. This year they are shaped like Michael Phelps.
Supergirl says, "Whatever...didn't Michael Phelps have a threesome with a couple of lapdancers? I mean...Ewww."
By the way, The Superheroines will be making a return engagement to the Boston Center for the Arts this Fall. Details to come!