SOCRATES :Come, tell me the kind of mind you have; it's important that I know this, that I may order my batteries against you in the right fashion.
STREPSIADES : Eh, what! in the name of the gods, are you
purposing to assault me then?
SOCRATES : No. I only wish to ask you some questions. Have you any memory?
STREPSIADES: That depends: if anything is owed me, my memory is excellent, but if I owe, alas! I have none whatever.
- Aristophanes, Clouds